That slow run was like ballet.

I mean, we have a pretty significant portion of the populace being told almost on the daily that the sooner that they stop breathing, the sooner they get to join the cosmic orgy.

TRUE

like, it wasn’t bad, but if they really wanted to do that it should have been an OVA or spin off. The thing that drew me in was people adapting game mechanics and real life, making new things and changing the world.

I get character growth is important in general, but in specific it was the worst part of the show.

I might be the odd one out here, but I really liked the first two seasons of Log Horizon.

The gradual awakening and transition from “this is a game” to “this is our real world now” is something I would have loved to see more of.

I’m not saying that we should start getting pitchforks or anything right now. I’m just saying that like, they need to know that that is an option and that if they keep pushing us, they’re gonna start painting targets on their own back.

I mean, that’s two billionaires down in a year, and they’re still ramping things up. Next year, it’ll be four. The year after that, it’ll be eight. And in like 15 years, we won’t have any billionaires left unless they fucking straighten up an act right.

And look at the money.

The reasoning for this is to eventually lock the internet down completely to put up fences and paywalls everywhere to every single site so that even if you pay for the privilege of using the internet, you will have to pay more money to actually use the internet.

It is all about controlling you and taking every single penny they possibly can out of your pocket.

All of the tracking, all of the identity verification, all of the invasive watching every single thing you do on your computer and your phone, everywhere, all of the time always, is all about milking you for every single penny they can.

Even though they are insanely rich, beyond the imagination of any human being that has ever lived in the hundreds of thousands of years of humanity’s existence on this planet they still don’t have enough money and they will still never be satisfied with how much money they have.

The fact that there are free websites where people can congregate and communicate and have fun with each other without paying them for the privilege galls them.

It grinds their heart and soul the way watching a dog get shot in the head at the end of old yeller does to a normal person.

These people are evil, and we need to stop them.

When it comes down to it, we may have to rise up and slay them.

The only time the phrase “do it for the kids” is actually valuable is when it’s someone asking you to grill hot dogs at a picnic.

If it’s a politician saying it, “do it for the kids” is slang for “bend over and take it up the ass because otherwise you’re a bad person”.

Just like my penis

Like, I’m sorry if you’re not cheating in interviews, you’re fucking yourself over.

If you’re not the top person in your Ivy League class with a 5.7 GPA Being scouted by the big leagues in your field, then you should be cheating and doing everything you can to get every single advantage for yourself that you possibly can.

Otherwise the companies you’re applying for are just going to fuck you over as hard as they believe they can get away with.

You may not like it, but that’s capitalism, baby, and the sword of damocles cuts in both directions.

I don’t think Dean Cain has ever actually been relevant.

My guess is that the question is, “How old was god when he created the universe?”

or, for a darker take, “How old was God when he died?”

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the hammerhead shark as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the shark had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.