Everythings useless in the grand scheme of things, but is it fun? That’s all that really matters, if it makes you feel good, then it can’t be useless.

As a person who sucks at naps, you have an epic skill and I’m jealous of you! Once I’m awake, that’s me untill I force myself to sleep at night.

The eerieness of that, I was 13 when 9/11 happend. You been spying on me in the past again?

Can I just tell them I watched 9/11 live? That should verify my age.

Make it an Alec Baldwin production.

He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

The Antichrist is coming to take my free money! - Peter Theil (Obvious demon)

These people think about people having sex with children too much.

He looks exactly like a guy who would buy, use and think fart spray is hilarious.

Jesus: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY A FUCKING PLANE.

Now now, we don’t want to reward him.

Nawww poor widdle baby is upset that there’s consequences for being fascist country.

Any other company and I’d probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.