finalarbiter

You’re not missing much, it’s a pretty pathetic paragraph suggesting that we should lick billionaire boots because Amazon delivery is fast.

Here’s what I got with some element zapping in ublock:

Billionaires Rock

Kyle Smith

We ought to build statues of them, not chase them from state to state.

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Before Amazon came along, ordering anything by mail ordinarily meant waiting six to eight weeks for delivery. Today, for a trivial fee, not only will Amazon bring virtually anything to you with astonishing alacrity, but the final cost of the goods is comparable to, sometimes even less than, the best price you can find at a retailer near your home. During the pandemic, when we were all afraid of crowds, it kept us all going with anything we needed. Thanks, Jeff Bezos.

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Maybe they should stop platforming these geriatric fucks and make space for the next generation then.

A calendar is not an inventory management system.

I did, but go off I guess. It’s fucking creepy to put a recording device at the dinner table, regardless of whether it’s a ‘dumb’ recording device or some bullshit slop device.

I honestly don’t care that it’s ‘just’ a simple recording device. The basic concept is fucking creepy, especially if not everyone at your dinner table is on board or aware of the device’s presence.

JFC. Add that to the list of brands I’m not fucking buying anymore.

THEY MAKE TOMATO SAUCE. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TRYING TO SELL LITERAL WIRETAPS