Ignotum

The “squirrels do not transmit rabies” statement from the department of public health sounds reassuring, until you realize it’s an american department of public health

Yeah those 5 people definitely have rabies now

Doge claimed to have saved 160 billion, so i’m guessing their salary was 160 billion divided on however many people were on the team.

No wait, 159 billion to elon and the last billion split over the rest

Haha, anti flu shot, reminds me of a terrible joke

“I’ve tried every acne cream on the market, and i still have terrible acne! What’s your secret?”

“I use anti-acne cream”

I’m so damaged that i read anti-polio vaccine as anti polio-vaccine, assuming the article to be about yet another wave of antivaxx stupidity