Squigglez

Yeah I hate their naming conventions with a passion. This article made me go on a 15 minute rant to my gf about how stupid they are.

And now you can’t forget their new system to fuck around with names on. The godforsaken “ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X.” Fucking christ, these names.

I haven’t had an Xbox since the 360 and Jesus fuck I’m glad I never continued with them. They really just need to get out of the console market at this point, good lord.

Really, a high end Xbox? Who in the sweet hell asked for that?

Is this all some convoluted plan to increase the demand for regular PC’s? After everyone flocks to them once realizing it will be legitimately cheaper and an overall smarter option to get one over the “Xbox OneTwoThree Series XXX Tricky 720 Noseblunt” or whatever the fuck it’s gonna be called?

And the final season of How I Met Your Mother.

(I have unbridled hatred for that season.)

I ain’t subscribing to the fuckin Verge to read about AI.

Definitely another depressing update in the world of AI though. The thought of abandoning the Internet as a whole is looking more and more appealing as time goes on.

I work in retail, and any time this song comes on over the radio, I start singing “Siiimply, Haaaaving, a Horrible fuckin’ time.”

Jesus, why use an AI-generated photo? They’re fuckin BBC, they could have paid an artist to do a quick sketch or something.

But honestly I’m more annoyed over how THAT’S the generation they went with. Like the article specifically mentions that ancient crocs could have perched in trees and they DONT generate one with a CROC IN A TREE? Ultimate form of laziness. Probably just typed in “drop-croc” in the prompt and used the first one it shat out.

He misspoke, obviously he meant devolve.