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13·19 days agoMark Zuckerberg would run a Granny killing business if killing Grannies made him a profit. This isn’t news, it’s a shitty sales pitch
If it’s punishable by a fine, it’s legal for a fee. We need jail time for CEOs, not paltry tickets
Hells yeah, appreciate the tip
They’re directly incentivized to allow scams, since over 10% of their total revenue comes from scams
“Don’t trust our competitor, trust us!”, declared a demonstrably disreputable megacorp
This, right here, needs to be a rallying cry. They’re not interested in making the world a better place, they’re creating the infrastructure to help support and maintain fascism.
2·1 month agoCan’t wait to start that expedition!
11·1 month agoBy this time next year he’ll have renamed half the major cities on earth
The people who came up with this promotion must be patting themselves on the back for being so damn clever. The people who appreciate this promotion must be the ones with AI girlfriends.
And just make sure that you’ve got enough cycles to onboard the efficiency innovations recommended by Claude. I know you’re all excited to have a boost in productivity, but make sure to balance the infrastructure goals against the priority backlogs. Like Claude says, how do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. So get out there and have a great sprint, we’ll meet at tomorrow morning’s stand-up for updates.
Management is a cult.
No, seriously. You have to participate in large scale acts of groupthink and demonstrate performative conformity just to be accepted; and once in the group you better not stray too far from the messaging of executives.
Great point- “annualized” income should never be reported in a headline. Literally not a thing.
But like, personally his, not America’s.
It’s like corporations don’t know how to do anything but enshittify anymore
Oooof, this “research” is just so very reductive.
“Not even like a wave to a barista, not somebody also checking for ripeness of the avocados at the grocery store,” says Emanuel. “Just no human contact at all.”
Hot take: waving at a barista or witnessing a fellow shopper check avocados doesn’t count as “human contact”.
Remote workers aren’t making up for that lost social connection by socializing after work, she adds. “We even see a decrease in spending time with friends after the work day relative to people in non-remotable occupations.”
Shouting extra loud for the people in the back: We’re in the middle of an affordability crisis, you idiots, and there are way fewer Third Places around than ever before!!
Commuting solves nothing, and only exasperates a whole host of other issues.
If we’re serious about improving mental health, the last thing anyone should be recommending is Office Jobs
The culture of corporate of PR insists that not only do meaningless canned responses help, but they’re invaluable. After all, the media will faithfully record those canned replies and reproduce them as though they’re salient information, no matter how empty and vapid the cloud of buzzwords produced.
Fascists be fascisting
Because humanity has a real issue with breaking down established hierarchies. Once a hierarchy is built up, there’s almost an implicit structure to it that we recognize and pay way too much heed to; which I have no idea how to fight back against.
Cool story bro