I’ve think Cloudflare just sells them at the price they pay even if they don’t do the first year promo like NameCheap does

Why the hell would this all be a part of the plan

MacBooks are pretty practical. ARM laptops like MacBooks have genuinely ridiculously good battery life; I was genuinely shocked the first time I used one.

Yes, ARM windows exists, but it’s clunky and has little support because unlike MacBooks, not all Windows laptops run ARM, so developers have little incentive to make ARM Windows versions their apps.