Wait wait, holup…

Australia has more than 6400 people?

If you’re stuck in sand, the absolute last thing you do is start ‘wiggling’ the steering wheel. Might as well be a crab trying to bury yourself deeper in the sand…

IDK whether it was Autopilot or Human™ controlled, or if the vehicle was just damaged and malfunctioning, any which way this event was just straight fucking stupid.

Props to Toyota though 👍

Just look at the recall list, it becomes obvious pretty quick.

Everything about the Cyberdumpster that’s supposed to make for a safer vehicle, are the parts that fail the fastest…

No no, rational people know better than to purchase a Cyberfuck.

We do know how to read safety notices and recalls and such.

There’s no reason that thing should have been turning the wheels left and right that fucking fast, unless it just wanted to bury itself deeper in the sand…

Goal is reverse, in a simple and straight direction, being pulled by another vehicle. There’s no reason the wheels should have been turning back and forth so fast, and also humans cannot steer the wheel that quickly.

So, the Cyberfuck AI must have been in control of the wheel, in crackhead squirrel brain mode, trying to become a crab and dig itself deeper into the sand.

Don’t need to. There’s tight steering, there’s loose steering, and anything in between. And then there’s an AI powered fucking retarded steering that doesn’t comprehend how to go in reverse, in a singular simple reverse direction, but would rather twist its wheels left and right as fast as possible, to try to bury itself deeper in the sand…

Goal is backwards, over the logs they jammed under the wheels. The vehicle should be cooperating with the humans and strictly drive in reverse, not to try driving with the steering control of a spazzed out squirrel brain on crack cocaine…

Wheels (under human control) simply cannot steer that fast.

Something is wrong, and I think the vehicle is being steered by a squirrel brain.

You ever been out on a field doing donuts and tearing the grass up? Yeah, I have, I grew up on a junkyard, and I promise you that no human can steer the wheel back and forth that fast.

So I assume AI/Autopilot was at play here to steer like a spazzed out squirrel brain, while the goal was to simply go backwards.

Something seriously fucking wrong here…

Oh fuck you and go learn how to work on a vehicle. The fucking RIMS are flopping at the same rate, that ain’t got shit to do with the tire pressure.

Also note, Tesla recalled some of their Cyberfucks for the wheels falling off. Please try to stay up to date…

I don’t give a shit how fast you can operate a steering wheel, those floppy front tires simply cannot turn back and forth / left and right that fast under proper operating conditions.

The vehicle is clearly damaged, as are all Cyberdumpsters, by definition.

Why the front wheels floppy? 🤔

That shit is already broke yo, duh.

Oh screw you, look at the wheels in the video.

It looks like both the front and the back are about to fall off…

Its also a huge red flag when the site tries to hijack your device and gives you 60 seconds to agree to whatever bullshit the scammers are trying to milk out of people.

Cancer link agreed.

This is why the Egyptians had stone walls and ceilings, and ran the water pipes far away… 🤷

This guy maths the math…

Meh, I was playing with magnets in kindergarten. Supervised of course though, both at home and in school, but even if I wasn’t supervised, I never felt the urge to eat them (or eat Lego or other random non-edible stuff for that matter).

Magnets are a strange wonder that tends to perk our natural human curiosity. While I totally agree that kids shouldn’t handle magnets unsupervised, still the kid was 13?! I’ll never understand it, but there is the condition called Pica, basically the urge to eat random non-food items…

I have no idea really, but bigger questions come to mind, like does the kid already have a history of eating stupid things, why did they eat so many, how did the kid order them from Temu, did the parent(s) approve the order, how did they get into New Zealand where they’re apparently banned…?

🤷

At least the kid is still alive. 👍

Ah, yeah I get what you mean by toys, yeah they can definitely be fun to play with, responsibly though!

The kid is lucky to be alive, but they just had to learn an obvious lesson the hard way huh? 🤦

The 5mm x 2mm magnets had attached and aligned in 4 distinct rows, in different areas of the intestines, and the rows had attached to each other between the different areas of the intestines, causing some intestinal necrosis which had to be removed as well.

I’m pretty sure they weren’t magnets within toys, but rather just the plain magnets by themselves. Neodymium magnets no less, the powerful modern ones.

Kinda helps to read the article yo, but yeah the kid did a real dumdum there, almost like they were looking for the most excruciating Darwin Award.

And he’ll forever be known as the magniot, aka magnetic idiot. 🤦

You’re right, let me go mark the calendar…

Are they sure the opossum was dead? I’ve literally seen one play dead for over a week on the side of the road before…

With that said, I have never felt the urge to defecate on roadkill…