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Cake day: December 14th, 2024

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  • No-fault divorce: a concept that’s been around since the 1700s but was first written into law in the U.S. in 1969, resulting in drastically reduced suicide rates among women. Vice President JD Vance has spoken publicly about divorce being too easily accessible, and said during a Christian high school assembly that people shouldn’t be able to “shift spouses like they change their underwear.” In the last few years, Republican politicians in Texas, Nebraska, Louisiana, South Carolina, Oklahoma, and South Dakota have tried, with varying degrees of extremity, to curb their constituents’ rights to no-fault divorce.

    Oh come on. I haven’t finalized my divorce yet and your gonna drop this shit now? I’d have to prove my ex had an affair to get divorced, and you fuckers would still make me give half my shit to her too I bet, and give me no custody because I’m not mom.

    But let me guess, if I beat her senseless for no reason other than to remind her I’m bigger, that’s completely ok, and infact vital to a healthy marriage?

    I knew it was coming at some point but kindly yeet yourself off a bridge Deevers and take your orange daddy with you



  • See if I were Trump, which I’m not, but if I were an aspiring dictator with the world’s most powerful military at my command, I’d say “Putin says I can’t what?”

    I, personally, would be like “lol, you can’t threaten me, you’re not even competition, where’s my money bitch” and provide weapons to Ukraine until he’s literally giving away Russians as slaves instead.

    But, I’m not Trump. And Trump is too stupid to make this realization that he doesn’t need to respond to any demands made by papi, regardless of it being theater or real.



  • Reports indicate several members of an organization only identified as SCP were present during the discovery. Previously leaked documents indicate that SCP-3008 is one of this organization’s “entities” that manifest as a normal looking IKEA, however the individuals that enter are rarely seen to leave. Drone footage and interviews with survivors indicate the presence of “Staff” that are violent and deadly when the stores hours are over. It is currently unknown if the General had a previous relationship with SCP-3008 or anyone that had entered it. One knowledgeable individual interviewed, on conditions of anonymity, stated that “Staff are vulnerable like any other living thing, but mines are a terrible way to go about dealing with them - Staff are alerted to the presence of staff body parts and corpses, using mines would be a foolish endeavor as cleanup in that aisle would be excessive.” Person’s identified as potentially related to the SCP Foundation declined to comment.




  • I wouldn’t call him desperate, I would call him time constrained with money to enjoy. He probably won’t actually use it for that, he’ll probably dive into his video game addiction more.

    Plus, he says that virtual ladies can’t betray him like the dumb fuck of his ex wife that pretty much ruined his self confidence and self esteem to the point where he doesn’t actually think he could experience the required vulnerability in other people ever again, and it’s been 5 years since the first time she cheated on him.

    But he really does appreciate the concern.