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27 days agoErectioneering, you say?
Erectioneering, you say?
It’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.
Living day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer.
Help me out, best I can come up with is “gargled”, and man does that really change the meaning of the headline for me.