They cancelled the right to cancel.

TIL I’m Finnish.

Need me to explain the irony?

Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone/red zone shit again.

Cancelled.

Why start now?

Don’t worry, soon AI will do all this work and no one will get paid to do anything.

Yo dawg.

Another victory like this and I’ll be undone.

That’s it. Pack it in, The Onion.

Two gunshots to the back of the head — typical Russian suicide.

Stuffed into the back of the trunk is a fun new wrinkle.

Not a Tesla.

Oh no how unfortunate.

They are good at shooting down passenger planes.

Look what western imperialists made us do.

You win again, autocorrect.

Start of the deal.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Restoring popularity with the populace.

From 1965 to 1968, 214 tons of bombs were dropped over Cambodia.[1]The Menu bombings were an escalation of what had previously been tactical air attacks. Newly inaugurated President Richard Nixonauthorized for the first time use of long-range Boeing B-52 Stratofortress heavy bombers to carpet bomb Cambodia.[2]

(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Freedom_Deal “Operation Freedom Deal”) immediately followed Operation Menu. Under Freedom Deal, B-52 bombing was expanded to a much larger areaof Cambodia and continued until August 1973.