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Literally would end the war. US military plane lands in Tehran to drop off the (ex)POTUS as an apology.

“Our pseudo-democratic system gave us this shitstain for a leader. We’re sorry. Here he is, do with him as you please.”

Though at that point I suspect the US Military will be in the white house and I don’t see that as any better.

I have received +3 Mental Damage from reading that first bit.

WOW TYLENOL CAN EDIT THE DNA IN YOUR GAMETOCYTES TO MAKE AUTISTIC KIDS WOW

Really depends on what happens with phytoplankton; if they can adapt well enough to survive the excessive heat. Some of them can but others are dying out. If we lose all of them, then everything that breaths oxygen is extremely fucked since they make ~70-80% of that oxygen. Then we only have plants and forests like the amazon to make O² (and we all know how that ones going), and then we would also have to deal with the gasses produced by all the oceans on the face of the earth dying and everything in them rotting… if they’re not par-boiled.

Death from overheating the entire earth < Death from near constant acid rain?

Sometimes I open up nullschool and just stare at the El Niño on the southern pacific. Looks like a gaping wound.

Trying to make Texas the worst and best place to go for gay men.

Sauce? …for science?

Ahhh I miss IA. The only time in my life I was paid $1000 to stand around for three hours because the road crew forgot about us.