sturger

sturger@sh.itjust.works · 22 days ago

I thought maybe ’plasticine’ was a reference to plastic explosives, but one web search and hey! I’m less ignorant than I was 2 minutes ago!

sturger@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Yup.

sturger@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

The only way I can lose is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

– Edwin Edwards

sturger@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 3 months ago

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — In a move that has sparked widespread debate, Rep. Mack Butler, R-Rainbow City, introduced a bill in the Alabama Legislature aimed at prohibiting the dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere to alter weather or sunlight, drawing concern and fueling “chemtrail” conspiracy theories.

Prohibit dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere to alter weather… hmmmm… you mean like carbon dioxide? Maybe this lawmaker will inadvertently help fight climate change?

/s

sturger@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Oh no! His salary was slashed 50% to only $9M?!?!? How does the poor dear survive?

Most of us survive on less than 1% of that. Yay! We’re One Percenters!