In a country known for guns, poor mental health care and prideful morons you’d figure this fuck face would be dead already. No one willing to take one for the team, eh? Me either.

Beep bop bope Russian bot.

A lot of non creative types in this thread. We get it, guys, your mom didn’t like the Valentine’s card you drew her egg you were 10.

Bullshit. Contraception begins at impure thoughts!

Mushroom kingdom banks are a bit slow.