This… This isn’t The Onion?

Humans are silly.

What did Togo ever do to you?

Togo sure does a lot to itself, but not to you.

It’s a fictional show, but…

This is America

Entered the kitchen, set fire to the trash can, complained about heat

For the country? yeah, we are fucked. Not because of these “leaders”, because of the lead.

For the world? Na. This is the only hope for humanity. The USA was never going to help fix the damage we’re doing to our habitat. Our fall is the crack in the system that can allow for the needed change.

Play Nintendo. I like the character that wears green

See Pakistan.

Shit can work out. Russia has plenty of peeps looking for seedy revenue streams

Exactly why the lesson any other non-nuclear armed country should learn is to get the nukes

Why would any nation that does not have nukes not start making nukes right now?

The USA has shown over and over, it’s the only thing we take seriously. We don’t give a fuck until you have nukes. We don’t care about treaties, alliances, deals. We only care if you can start the nuke wars. Anything else is just “how can we take advantage of you?”

Also … World, I understand you’re not reading this, but for the three of ya that do, boycott us. Tariff the shit out of us. You got this, and thanks for all the fish.

Have ya met us? It’s what we do

Johnny Chimpo back to his old shenanigans!

Ignoring results is different. Pinky promise

They tried to scrub that. Silly humans

No, you

Oh, it’s from the comment you replied to

Someone should talk to the Kurds in Iraq. We have been undependable for a long long time

Good! Gooooood!

Grab yourself an antenna and filter and feed adsbexchsnge, flightaware, and flightradar24.

Rage Against the Machine? That band is anti-family and is pro-terrorism