Rose

*quickly steps in a time machine that takes me to the employee lounge in Google HQ in 2005, in middle of a lunch hour*

Hey guys! Don’t mind me too much, I’m from the future! But you should know that in 2026, Google gets the bright idea of limiting which schools have access to Google Search.

*hears assorted cries of “WHAT???” and “HOW?!?!?!” from the crowd*

*grins devilishly, waves, and steps back into the time machine*

A lot of stuff what billionaires are doing shouldn’t be swept under personal privacy.

“Don’t bug me, it’s my own business how I spend my money”, some would say. For random people, that’s true. But when you command absurd amounts of wealth, maybe all of that stuff has consequences to the rest of the society.

We demand transparency from people who have power over our lives, and oligarchs shouldn’t be an exception to that rule.

Cool reveal video. Would have had slightly more impact if 1) it hadn’t been leaked a while ago and 2) literally everyone in my YouTube feed is dying with hype and screaming about What We Know About It (…spoiler: not much).

Lollipop snatching? Amateur tier. Now let’s do some bronze tier stuff.