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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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Described as the "first-ever ketchup-based smoothie," Heinz says the drink "blends real fruits with Heinz Simply Tomato Ketchup.
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    It’s actually incredible how far we’ve strayed from God’s light. We deserve this.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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    how did they beat v8 or snapple to this idea? I thought they were making drinkable vegetable sludge a long time ago

    • Mesophar@pawb.social
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      v8 had v8 Splash and v8 Fusion since at least the late 90s, though I think they might be discontinued now? But it was tomato/carrot juice with berries and fruits mixed in.

      • Mjpasta710@midwest.social
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        V8 fusion still exists in the states.

        • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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          Hmm, good to know, I definitely liked that stuff in the early '00s.

      • sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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        hmm, yeah guess they can’t ever try frozen smoothies if they discontinue first.

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        Sharing what you think versus what you know is a huge problem of information literacy on the Internet and you are a part of it

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          You know you could have went and fact checked it yourself and then hey, you know a cool new fact yourself and you could even post a comment here corroborating him or correcting him if he is wrong. Instead you decided to be a dick though. Oh, that’s literally your name…

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    I’ve made plenty of smoothies with v8 as a base, and it’s really not that bad if you do it right.

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      V8 doesn’t have nearly as much sugar as ketchup does.

      To be exact, V8 has 1g/oz. Ketchup has 8g/oz.

      It’s not the tomato flavour I’m worried about with this smoothie.

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      I’m one of those weirdos who likes V8, not those sugar water concoctions, the original.

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        Thoughts on regular vs low sodium?

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          I prefer regular, but my health prefers low sodium.

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          I can’t do the low sodium. I love V8 and have for years. Love adding hot sauces and it even passes for a low effort bloody Mary but taking the salt out of it is a deal breaker.

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      Hey, I’m making an all fruit smoothie ~(cucumber and olive)~, you want one?

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        Oh! Yeah, but as some tomato and pumpkin, too!

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    Add vodka and it becomes a Sunday morning special.

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      Ha, I was literally about to comment about Bloody Marys.

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    🤢 … 🤮

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      Asia’s been doing ketchup flavored sweets for a while, it might surprise you. It’s literally a sugary tomato vinegar paste as is, you realize.

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            What an unhinged response. My floor mats may smell like cum, but I’m not conservative and the only brain rot here is yours.

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              You are responsible for how you are perceived so I’m gonna stick with my assertion

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                You realize you’re talking about a ketchup flavored smoothie, right?

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                  Man. I’ve Eaten baby squared out of a hot pot in Thailand as a child. I’m surprised they didn’t make this sooner

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      Touch grass weirdo

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    Someone alert Justin McElroy. This is prime Munch Squad material.

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      Was listening to this week’s munch squad while reading this…

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    Ketchup is already a fruit smoothie.

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    I know better than to ask why, but why? Was there a public outcry for ketchup smoothies Heinz decided to respond to?

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    Eww

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    That tracks. Heinz ketchup on it’s own has a lot of sugar in it already.

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    cultural debate

    Shit tomato full of sugar is now cultural. Clown world is great.

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    I would say “Britain No” but Heinz is an American company.

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      And apparently they are also selling it here, at Smoothie Kings in Atlanta, Chicago, and New York.

      I’m kinda glad it’s not where I live, because it’s exactly the kind of trainwreck I would want to try against my better judgment.

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