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minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 个月前You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 个月前Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 个月前So you are saying he cheated
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You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
So you are saying he cheated