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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前

EXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’

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EXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前
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Lizzie Cundy tells Closer she’s enjoying the best sex of her life as she enjoys her surgically enhanced ‘super vagina’
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  • voidsignal@lemmy.world
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    Who’s that ugly plastic bag?

    Oh no, wait. I don’t give a fuck.

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      English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy

      so basically nobody, but one time married somebody… apparenty

      • voidsignal@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know who the fuck is jason cundy either. And I told you, I don’t give a fuck. Stop shoving useless knowledge to my brain :)

        • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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          Useless knowledge: a black hole can technically exist inside a super-massive star.

          The gravity of the black hole pulls in hydrogen, the force of the hydrogen fusion and Hawking radiation pressure from the black hole try to push the hydrogen/star stuff out.

          For awhile at least, with enough supply of hydrogen (that likely doesn’t exist in a large concentrated enough supply), it can hold itself in balance as the biggest star you’ve never seen.

          Note: take this with a grain of salt, this is my understanding of a kurzgesagt video I watched while high.

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            Removed by mod

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          If Trump wasn’t president we would not know Epstein’s crimes and accomplices.

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    Good lord, she is the epitome of mutton dressed as lamb.

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      Mutton dressed as a mock chop. Ftfy

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    Lizzie Cunty apparently

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      I would have gone with Fuzzy Cunty personally

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    I don’t know her so now this is the only thing I know about her. Yay? And I’m glad she doesn’t make her sons take her nude pictures anymore?

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      And I’m glad she doesn’t make her sons take her nude pictures anymore?

      She did WHAT

      Fuck, I’m gonna have to read this rag, aren’t I?

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    Squeaks? Sure sure, you’re not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.

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      all dried up and dusty

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        Mmm, friction burns.

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    Tighter? Yes. But is she wet? Like what’s the point of tightness if you’re fucking sandpaper?

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      It’s one way to polish a knob.

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    Barf

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    Good for you, Lizzie…good for you.

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    Sure Jan

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    Is she the rusty gate girl from Red Dwarf?

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