Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comexternal-linkmessage-square79linkfedilinkarrow-up1292arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1286arrow-down1external-linkMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square79linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up130arrow-down2·1 month agoThis is a good time to remember: If it bites you and you die; venomous If you bite it and you die; poisonous
minus-squareacchariya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·1 month agoIf it bites you and you both die, rabies
minus-squareBillyClark@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoTo match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoWhat about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoAnd if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down3·1 month agoYeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 month agoThat is identical to the 2nd case.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoSo the woman was poisonous, gottit
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWomen have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
minus-squarethemaninblack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoAlso, believe it or not, jail.
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
I’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️
So the woman was poisonous, gottit
Women have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
Also, believe it or not, jail.