MedicsOfAnarchy

Dear Senator: Wishing doesn’t make it so. But keep touching yourself and thinking your thoughts.

What a wonderful way to provide Iran with justification to preemptively use any force necessary to protect themselves. Including their own nukes.

The FBI said the change was meant to account for the fact that some otherwise suitable candidates, including service members, may have engaged in the practice in places where it is legal and to accommodate applicants who may done so as a young child or have themselves been victims of sexual abuse.

So, “as a young child” if I used my allowance for sex instead of ice cream I would have been disqualified? Or if “as a young child” I was a victim of sexual abuse I would be disqualified? Because… reasons?

Render unto George Washington all your quarters, and to Benjamin Franklin all 100 dollar bills. Screw Lincoln, we don’t make his money no mo’

Now I want to join the military, so Hegseth can suck my dick every year.

Diaper bong?

Dad said “Mario Kart is a waste of time, son.”

That’s General son to you, Dad.

Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?

Not yer bruv, mate - I’m yer step-bruv! Fancy a shag?

Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?

I’m beginning to think the hardest job in the entire world is Secret Service Agent. I mean, c’mon, millions of lives are at risk, you’re armed, and he’s right there. Instant hero. /s

Edit: forgot /s. Obviously.

Alternate title: “Handoff of classified documents comes with free drinks.”

“The masks are off,” Dmitriev wrote. “U.K. and EU warmongers are showing how deeply anti-Trump they really are. They tried to hide it for a long time, but now everyone can see it.”

Welcome to the club! Snacks are there on the table, take a few minutes to mingle and get to know everyone.

That question was posted before the appointment, but thanks!

Wait a minute, hear me out: What if - and I’m just spitballing here - what if Melania wanted to be on that panel? What would have to happen?

Surrender from whom? You fucking blew up their fucking leader.

What ever happened to that Trump bounty? I hope it went away and didn’t rise to unimaginable wealth.

Oh, thank goodness. I need something to distract me from those awful Trump files. Which seem to show he raped multiple children, according to some who I believe.

Did she use the correct response, “Big asshole” ?

Aww, that was a good statue. What a waste.

And the crappy part is, was can’t protest by burning the white house because trump’s already trashed it