MedicsOfAnarchy

Diaper bong?

Dad said “Mario Kart is a waste of time, son.”

That’s General son to you, Dad.

Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?

Not yer bruv, mate - I’m yer step-bruv! Fancy a shag?

Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?

I’m beginning to think the hardest job in the entire world is Secret Service Agent. I mean, c’mon, millions of lives are at risk, you’re armed, and he’s right there. Instant hero. /s

Edit: forgot /s. Obviously.

Alternate title: “Handoff of classified documents comes with free drinks.”

“The masks are off,” Dmitriev wrote. “U.K. and EU warmongers are showing how deeply anti-Trump they really are. They tried to hide it for a long time, but now everyone can see it.”

Welcome to the club! Snacks are there on the table, take a few minutes to mingle and get to know everyone.

That question was posted before the appointment, but thanks!

Wait a minute, hear me out: What if - and I’m just spitballing here - what if Melania wanted to be on that panel? What would have to happen?

Surrender from whom? You fucking blew up their fucking leader.

What ever happened to that Trump bounty? I hope it went away and didn’t rise to unimaginable wealth.

Oh, thank goodness. I need something to distract me from those awful Trump files. Which seem to show he raped multiple children, according to some who I believe.

Did she use the correct response, “Big asshole” ?

Aww, that was a good statue. What a waste.

And the crappy part is, was can’t protest by burning the white house because trump’s already trashed it

Smoke and mirrors. Where are the rest of the unredacted Trump-Epstein files?

Oh nos! EPSTEIN FILES, anyone?

This can in no way turn bad /s

|Shares have dropped by a fifth

Saw what they did there.

No problem! I’ve already renamed my driveway Charlie Kirk Had Penis Breath Blvd. There’s lots more available though.