My boyfriend knows absolutely nothing about the series other than that Natalie Portman is in the prequels. He wants to watch the prequels first - he likes her and is convinced you’re supposed to watch them in order.

I’m advocating Machete order (with pre-Special Edition VHS rips), but he really wants to watch Phantom Menace and I’m not sure where to put Rogue One/what other non-mainline material to include.

Do normies tend to like the sequels? I’ve told him upfront that I dislike them immensely, but I’ll tolerate them for him.

This may come across as ridiculous but please understand - I’m just trying to maximize my chance of a couples Han/Chewie Halloween costume this year.

  • The Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.ca
    12·
    11 months ago

    Don’t watch the prequels first. It’ll spoil the original trilogy. Machete or release order would be good.

    Once you’re done 1-6, watch the others at your own will. Solo, Rogue One, the sequels, any order (but watch the sequels in order).

    If you really get into all of the above, check out the Clone Wars animated show (watch it in chronological order), then Rebels. I would recommend watching the live action shows after the animated stuff because they continue a lot of those stories, but you could do it either way.

    In my opinion, the best way to watch ALL of it is to watch it in release order. Nothing gets spoiled, and everything gets built upon what we already know.

  • je_skirata@lemmy.today
    113·
    11 months ago

    If he really doesn’t know about Vader’s reveal in Empire, then you must watch the OT first, because the prequels will spoil one of the best plot twists in film history. Otherwise, watching the prequels first is fine.

    But please do not watch the shitquels under any circumstances.

      • SSTF@lemmy.worldM
        13·
        11 months ago

        A complete coincidence, as Vader was not intended to be Luke’s father when A New Hope was written.

        Heck, I’m pretty sure “Darth” was actually just supposed to be his first name. Sith titles weren’t considered at all. The concept of Sith didn’t even solidify until after Return Of The Jedi had been released.

        The reveal in Empire is one of the biggest retcons in movie history.

  • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml
    3·
    11 months ago

    I’ll jump in. What is the preferred order? I’m old. I saw the originals. I watched the prequels and nearly barfed. But now, there are all these side stories and Disney offshoots.

    What order should I tackle them all in? A full rewatch, and in correct order. For the whole franchise?

    • Cethin@lemmy.zipEnglish
      1·
      11 months ago

      I grew up watching SW and the prequels came out when I was young. I enjoyed them as a stupid kid and then hated them as I grew up though. I recently rewarched them and they aren’t nearly as bad as I remember, with the exception of Jar Jar who I always forget just how horrible he is whenever he’s on screen. I think it could just be how bad the rest of SW is now (with the exception of Andor, which is I think my favorite piece of SW media in totality) that helps me enjoy them more. I’ve seen how bad things can be so I appreciate that the prequels didn’t get that bad.

  • SSTF@lemmy.worldM
    2·
    11 months ago

    If he really wants to watch Phantom Menace first, I suppose it would work if you jump from it to A New Hope.

    If he is truly ignorant of Vader being Anakin, he’ll see a movie with kid Anakin, followed by a movie with old Obi-Wan lamenting how Vader killed Anakin at some point in the prequels, leaving the big reveal in place. Maybe actually making it better in some ways.

    Honestly I don’t think Rogue One is worth watching. It’s pretty, but was very meddled with. I would highly recommend perhaps putting the Andor show in place instead of it. Either way, watching these after Episode 1 makes sense to me.

    Then do the normal Machete Order.

    If he doesn’t remember that the Han Solo movie exists, don’t remind him.

    Of course that’s a BIG commitment. The sane way is to convince him just to watch the original trilogy first and the rest if he likes it.

  • tjsauce@lemmy.world
    11·
    11 months ago

    Let him watch in 1-6 order. If he truly vibes with the prequels, he will have the intended Star Wars experience and might pick up on some ring theory clues.