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kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1年前

Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine

www.independent.co.uk

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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine

www.independent.co.uk

kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1年前
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MRI magnets are strong enough to toss a wheelchair across a room
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    Don’t know how quickly custom vinyl stickers can be bought & delivered, but someone needs to slap a “Died Like A Cartoon Character” achievement on his casket/headstone.

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      put one on the MRI. how many of them actually score a fatality?

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        Kind of like Tilikum, responsible for 3 of 4 known human deaths by an orca.

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          I’m rooting for the orca in the med that are eating rudders. Dunno why, I just think they’re neat.

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            Heck yeah! And they apparently have been teaching other pods how to do it.

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              ok pod, in today’s class we’re gonna talk about control surfaces - what good is a boat that can’t steer? billy stop clubbing that seal right this moment and pay attention

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