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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Satya Nadella ‘Not Sure’ Who Said Microsoft Wanted to Make Addictive AI, Is Looking for Guy Who Did This

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Satya Nadella ‘Not Sure’ Who Said Microsoft Wanted to Make Addictive AI, Is Looking for Guy Who Did This

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Microsoft's CEO seems unaware of what's going on at his own company.
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      I’ve only just realised there is someone who is in a hotdog colour-matched suit stood right next to him.

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        They make a comment about it in the skit.

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          In that case I need to rewatch it, been a long time.

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        That’s Zach Kanin, the co-writer for most of Tim Robinson’s shows

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        What was this originally from?

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          https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo

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    Sounds like OJ searching for the “real killer”.

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      if I DID IT

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    Has he checked a mirror?

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    He’s trying to find the “guy” who ratted him out.

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      Or just the “guy” that’s willing to take one for the team

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        Hi, my name is Pat, no, not Patrick, Patsy.

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    Ah yes the old “Mike Johnson speaker of the house defense” of claiming you know nothing about it.

    Let’s see how this plays out for him…

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    Slop Boy ‘Not Sure’ Who Said Microslop Wanted to Make Addictive AI, Is Looking for Guy Who Did This

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        I knew this was coming 👏

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    Reminds me of the interview where the Roblox CEO addressed the rampant pedophilia on the platform as “we see it as an opportunity.”

    Business people are just absolutely sociopathic monsters.

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    It’s not as if we don’t know.

    It’s been twelve years since the leaks came out about FB using people’s news feeds to manipulate them, after all. This is Big Tech’s end goal, to take away any agency you might have around use of tech products.

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    Mirror mirror on the wall … who doth protest too much?

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    Yes I think I saw the guy who did that, he ran into the washroom and can be found above the sink

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    Slopya Sloptella, who’s slopped his way through years of market-wank-slop at Microslop is upset his company employees are slop oriented and single-non-minded about their slop?

    NO @#%ING WAY

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    Is he reenacting his favorite scene from I Think You Should Leave?

    “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!”

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    I hope someone leaks/lays out how it went down in detail.

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