“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?”
Apparently it was some kind of credit card fraud. They didnt have to do him so dirty like that, at least let him finish his succulent meal.
He was completely innocent, he was a victim of identity theft essentially.
He was innocent of the crime they accused him of at the time, but he was a fraudster.
Oh my god the plot thickens! That makes me happy tho lol
Just an affair? C’mon headline, it’s not every day we find out a billionaire and CEO has fallen for a foreign honeypot espionage operation
“Honeypot operation” but it is selling billions in dollars of graphics cards
So five 5090s?
4 5090s next January 🤨
Tell me lover, when is your next secret shipment leaving the warehouse?
Probably should have tipped him off.
Well, at least it wasn’t one involving anybody underaged, which in this day and age is actually pretty good for billionaire CEOs.
Its like 1 day when Trump idiocracy isn’t dominating the news. Since he needs constant attention, I’m sure there is a tweet building…
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Guess he got…
sunglasses
Huang out to dry.
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Hey come and on, two Huangs don’t make a right.
Shut up wisley?
He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.
That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.
That’s the joke.
The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃
The joke is Jensen Huang
Because he is a billionaire and CEO.
Because he can send sanctioned GPUs to China. His personal wealth has little to do with it.
If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?
OOOoooOOO, Jensen Huang-san.
If AI is so great
How come the AI did not warn him the mistress was a spy?
He’s now famous not only for his leather jacket but also for having let her jack it.
Who would’ve thought a country run by Pooh Bear would be so skilled at using honeypots.
I’d rather pooh bear than a narcissistic pedophilic rapist war criminal who wants to fuck his own daughter, but who am I to judge?
Hunny pots.
A bit off topic, but does anyone else hate this fake structure that some articles have? Here it’s these “headings” printed bold.
Why it matters:
Driving the news:
Meanwhile:
Zoom out:
Flashback:
What they’re saying:Ai ai ai
… mi cucaracha! 🎵
Canta y no llores!
Porque cantando se alegran,
Cielito lindo, los corazones.
AI produces cookie-cutter bullshit.
That said, at least for the time being, it gets down to brass tacks in the first paragraph or so. I guess they haven’t felt the need to keep your eyes on the page longer.
Capitalist enshitifed journalism is the reason they’re ‘starving’ for readers. You can’t find a meat-created news article or a fucking recipe without sifting through 10 pages of hyperbole and nostalgia.
Bring back the fucking newspaper article format where every word cost somebody money. Spend the money on paying someone to make sure the news is right and condense it into an article where your primary goal is conveying exactly what’s going on with a close fucking second goal of not wasting everyone’s time.
So. Fucking. Much.
Seems super common in reporting as well, I am noting it with basically every NPR news story these days. LLM’s love outputting this format as well. Almost the same thing that is happening with most media, people are so unfocused that you have to repeat things 20 different ways for them to remember, and the lack of actual journalism means they need to fill time with the ‘big stories’.
You mean like Netflix making shows “second-screen” friendly? I doubt lack of focus ever really drove longer articles. It pushes them shorter and more towards bulleted lists and headlines only if anything.
[Insert ad here. Lol.]
Padding out the paragraph count just gives more spots for ads in between or more eyeball time for banner ads, and even if a site isn’t explicitly going for that, all the journalists (real or not) and LLMs are just trained to only write that way now.
It’s not AI. Axios used this format for years, going back to Trump’s first term.
The original pitch was real, sourced journalism in a more concise format, to compete with Twitter and such.
I like that (hence I’ve read Axios for years), but I do get annoyed by the lack of detail, sometimes.
Noticed that there’s no section for evidence lol
So much is paywalled now that I haven’t read enough articles to even notice that format.
APNews and Al Jazeera
What’s fake about it? Idk i like structured writing.
I put these AI articles to another AI to get the bottom line/1 sentence summary.
Can’t be fired but can’t be trusted either. I’m sure he’s smart but if you’re going to have an affair as the head of an industry the US desperately wants to keep away from the Chinese, maybe don’t have one with a Chinese national? And certainly not a Chinese national that is the head of a Chinese company that wants the technology the US desperately wants to keep them from having.
What makes you so sure he’s smart?
Shout out to the book Red Tide by M. P. Woodward. It’s a military thriller where one of the main plot points is a Chinese spy seducing the son of the CEO of a semiconductor manufacturer, in order to export AI chips to China. The book was published last year. The author worked in naval intelligence, so I guess there may have been rumors about this scenario before…
You know in 5th grade I too went through a leather jacket phase. Really cool bomber jacket style that I got at a thrift store. But when I grew out of it I didn’t replace it with a new one and make that my entire personality.
He popped AI bubble with his dick.
/credit to the internet
Huang’s wang burst the AI bubble
I have a dumb question, what exactly does she have over him? Exposing nudes? Did he tell her secrets? What damming information or thing do they have?
Like can’t he just own it like yeah, I fucked this chick and am a piece of shit like all the other billionaires but I won’t fall for the sextortion
She is suspected of being a Chinese spy. As in: an agent of foreign state sent to honeypot Huang and steal secrets.
Keep in mind that the GPU is a heavily regulated market with China being sanctioned - no exports of modern GPUs to China are legal.
(notice how nervously dismissing Jensen always is when asked about the black market GeForce cards already in China)
I was not aware of this. So interesting and confusing to me as CPUs are readily available from China afaik
Is about very specific CPU/GPU
Trump started allowing some GPUs to be sold after a few bribes
Suspected by who and with what evidence?
Here you go:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/technology/nvidia-investigation-jensen-huang-china.html
In short: she’s the head of a weird company that works “totally outside of China” while having business relationships with multiple Chinese companies, and having been created as an offshoot a Chinese company directly connected to the CCP.
So just speculation?
He is/was married with kids
Yes, and thats sad for the family but hardly some unique thing for people. Ive seen that happen to normal people too - the cheating part ruining family*
there was a massive theft GPUs or nvidia chips themselves just days before this came out. the chip can be used to in the computer system, usually navigation, inside of ICBMs. hence they are prohibited from going to china.
With respect, humanity has been able to navigate ICBMs before Nvidia chips came along. Not saying you’re wrong about something being stolen, but the link to ICBM navigation seems rather teneous.
i am saying you are wrong. humanity has not been able to navigate ICBMs. only major nuclear powers can. US allies get their nukes loaned to them from the US. China caused a playstion 2 shortage 20+ years ago just to get the chips because it was more powerful then what they had. you should do some research.
I mean, what?! How do you think France built its SLBMs in 1972? With Nvidia chips? lol.
Its a ballistic missile - we’ve known ballistic trajectories calculations since artillery became common. Yeah, they get more precise with star navigation and gyroscopes but if you can launch a rocket, you have to know roughly where it lands. The rest is just mega tonnage.
i apologize for being rude. this is not my opinion on why the tech was prohibited from going to china, this has been law for decades until recently. saying other wise is like saying the earth is flat.
You just made my argument for me. glad we can establish that more powerful chips make missels more accurate lol do you finally understand why china is not allowed to have them, or need me to anwser more dumb questions that you could have just read about?
A gyroscope is not a computer chip, it’s a gyroscope.
Celestial navigation is based on cameras and processing that can be done by the kind of chip that sits on a bank card.
I think at this point nothing more is gained from this discussion. Have a good day.
Do you still think they use tech from the 1950s? they still use the same mechanical systems but have been improved with computers, making them more accurate. why is this necessary? because sending an object to the edge of our atmosphere and having it still hit its target accurately is difficult and having a powerful computer to make micro corrections every millisecond is required.
Oh damn, okay that tracks. Thanks
Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?
Yes.
It’s his security blanket.
